Things Have History

An unfinished chronicle of the history of things.

Short essays on single milestones across nineteen categories — one new post per category per week. Written, researched, and illustrated end to end, then read aloud.

01

Shoes

Ten thousand years of footwear, from Fort Rock sagebrush sandals to carbon-plate supershoes.

21 posts · 8500 BCE — 1978

Latest The Nike Air sole: Frank Rudy's twenty-fourth pitch

02

Timepieces

From shadow on sand to atomic clocks — humanity's chase of ever-more-precise time.

19 posts · 3500 BCE — 1969

Latest Peter Henlein's pocket watch, or how time learned to travel

03

Bridges

Civil engineering's most dramatic form — log across a stream to mile-long cable-stayed mega-structures, with a spectacular collapse or two along the way.

16 posts · 2900 BCE — 1932

Latest Sydney's Iron Lung

04

Locks & Keys

Six thousand years of mechanisms for excluding people, with one of history's best rivalries at its centre.

17 posts · 4000 BCE — 2020

Latest No springs: Emil Henriksson's disc detainer lock, Helsinki, 1907

05

Maps

Ten thousand years of humans drawing the world — from Babylonian clay tablets to satellite imagery.

17 posts · 11660 BCE — 1978

Latest Al-Idrisi's silver map, or how a Norman king bought the world

06

Phones

A 150-year story: from Bell shouting at Watson to foldable AI-powered supercomputers in a pocket.

18 posts · 1876 — 2024

Latest Apple Intelligence, or the phone that learned to write back

07

Money

From cowrie shells to Bitcoin — every century has a moment it redefined what money is.

17 posts · 3000 BCE — 1913

Latest The Federal Reserve, or the duck hunt that never happened

08

Writing Systems

Every way humans have figured out how to freeze speech onto a surface — cuneiform to Unicode.

16 posts · 3500 BCE — 1837

Latest Pitman's shorthand, or writing faster than speech

09

Video Games

Arcade, console, PC, handheld, mobile — all one medium, from OXO on the EDSAC to the handheld revival.

18 posts · 1952 — 1998

Latest Half-Life, or how Valve put the story inside the corridors

10

Computing

From pebbles in sand trays to the machines that now hold the world together — told one milestone at a time.

24 posts · 2300 BCE — 1968

Latest The Mother of All Demos, or the ninety minutes nobody was quite ready for

11

AI

The long road to machines that reason — from Aristotle's syllogisms to today's frontier models.

20 posts · 350 BCE — 1986

Latest Backpropagation, 1986: the algorithm that revived neural networks

12

Cryptography

The long argument between hiding things and finding things — Caesar cipher to post-quantum standards.

17 posts · 404 BCE — 1976

Latest Diffie, Hellman, and the key two strangers can share

13

Code Editors

Every program that other programs are written in — TECO to Cursor.

17 posts · 1962 — 2015

Latest Visual Studio Code: how a failing browser editor became the one everyone uses

14

Software Architecture

The evolving answer to 'how do we organize code at scale?' — structured programming to LLM orchestration.

18 posts · 1967 — 2014

Latest Kubernetes: the helmsman Google almost didn't ship

15

Programming Languages

How humans learned to talk to machines — starting with Ada Lovelace writing instructions for a machine that didn't exist yet.

15 posts · 1843 — 1991

Latest Python: born in an empty office over Christmas 1989

16

Cars

From Cugnot's steam fardier to self-driving electric vehicles — two and a half centuries of the machine that reshaped how humans live, work, and move.

13 posts · 1769 — 1913

Latest Ford's moving assembly line: 12.5 hours to 93 minutes

17

Coffee

From wild Ethiopian berries to Yemeni qahveh khanehs to the espresso machine — six centuries of the drink that wired the modern world.

10 posts · 1454 — 1884

Latest A large shop in Tahtakale: Istanbul's first coffeehouse

18

Sports

From Neolithic wrestling pits to the modern Olympic stadium — how humans turned play into organised competition, and competition into civilisation.

8 posts · 7000 BCE — 393 CE

Latest The last Olympiad, 393 CE

19

Motorcycles

From Roper's steam velocipede to the Honda CB750 superbike — the machine that stayed upright through physics and rewired the freedom of the open road.

7 posts · 1867 — 1903

Latest Harley-Davidson and the ten-by-fifteen shed