Things Have History

An unfinished chronicle of the history of things.

Short essays on single milestones across fifteen categories — one new post per category per day. Written, researched, and illustrated end to end, then read aloud.

01

Computing

From pebbles in sand trays to the machines that now hold the world together — told one milestone at a time.

10 posts · 2300 BCE — 1843

Latest Ada Lovelace's Notes on an engine that never ran

02

Code Editors

Every program that other programs are written in — TECO to Cursor.

2 posts · 1962 — 1965

Latest QED, or how fifteen years of mathematics became a search command

03

Software Architecture

The evolving answer to 'how do we organize code at scale?' — structured programming to LLM orchestration.

3 posts · 1968 — 1972

Latest What the flowchart hides

04

AI

The long road to machines that reason — from Aristotle's syllogisms to today's frontier models.

5 posts · 350 BCE — 1854

Latest Boole's algebra of thought

05

Writing Systems

Every way humans have figured out how to freeze speech onto a surface — cuneiform to Unicode.

2 posts · 3500 BCE — 3200 BCE

Latest Cuneiform: the script that could say your name

06

Programming Languages

How humans learned to talk to machines — starting with Ada Lovelace writing instructions for a machine that didn't exist yet.

2 posts · 1843 — 1945

Latest Plankalkül, or how to invent a programming language during an air raid

07

Shoes

Ten thousand years of footwear, from Fort Rock sagebrush sandals to carbon-plate supershoes.

6 posts · 8500 BCE — 100 BCE

Latest Roman caligae, or why the empire marched on hobnails

08

Timepieces

From shadow on sand to atomic clocks — humanity's chase of ever-more-precise time.

3 posts · 3500 BCE — 250 BCE

Latest Ctesibius's clepsydra, or the water clock that fixed itself

09

Phones

A 150-year story: from Bell shouting at Watson to foldable AI-powered supercomputers in a pocket.

4 posts · 1876 — 1919

Latest The wheel that replaced the operator

10

Bridges

Civil engineering's most dramatic form — log across a stream to mile-long cable-stayed mega-structures, with a spectacular collapse or two along the way.

3 posts · 2900 BCE — 50 CE

Latest The Pont du Gard, or how Rome moved a river across a gorge

11

Locks & Keys

Six thousand years of mechanisms for excluding people, with one of history's best rivalries at its centre.

2 posts · 4000 BCE — 100 BCE

Latest The Roman warded lock

12

Maps

Ten thousand years of humans drawing the world — from Babylonian clay tablets to satellite imagery.

3 posts · 11660 BCE — 550 BCE

Latest Anaximander's world map, or how a philosopher drew the whole earth

13

Money

From cowrie shells to Bitcoin — every century has a moment it redefined what money is.

2 posts · 3000 BCE — 1250 BCE

Latest The shell that circled the world

14

Cryptography

The long argument between hiding things and finding things — Caesar cipher to post-quantum standards.

2 posts · 404 BCE — 54 BCE

Latest The Caesar cipher, or how a shift of three kept Rome's orders from Gallic hands

15

Video Games

Arcade, console, PC, handheld, mobile — all one medium, from OXO on the EDSAC to the handheld revival.

3 posts · 1952 — 1962

Latest Spacewar!, or the game no one thought to sell