Things Have History

An unfinished chronicle of the history of things.

Short essays on single milestones across nineteen categories — one new post per category per week. Written, researched, and illustrated end to end, then read aloud.

01

Shoes

Ten thousand years of footwear, from Fort Rock sagebrush sandals to carbon-plate supershoes.

29 posts · 8500 BCE — 2023

Latest The shoe designed for one race

02

Timepieces

From shadow on sand to atomic clocks — humanity's chase of ever-more-precise time.

27 posts · 3500 BCE — 2026

Latest Xi'an joins the timekeepers

03

Bridges

Civil engineering's most dramatic form — log across a stream to mile-long cable-stayed mega-structures, with a spectacular collapse or two along the way.

25 posts · 2900 BCE — 2022

Latest 1915 Çanakkale Bridge, or the span whose length was chosen on purpose

04

Locks & Keys

Six thousand years of mechanisms for excluding people, with one of history's best rivalries at its centre.

26 posts · 4000 BCE — 2026

Latest The U-lock that fell to a Bic pen

05

Maps

Ten thousand years of humans drawing the world — from Babylonian clay tablets to satellite imagery.

22 posts · 11660 BCE — 2008

Latest Waze and the map that never stopped moving

06

Phones

A 150-year story: from Bell shouting at Watson to foldable AI-powered supercomputers in a pocket.

24 posts · 1876 — 2026

Latest 400 MHz and the birth of 6G

07

Money

From cowrie shells to Bitcoin — every century has a moment it redefined what money is.

26 posts · 3000 BCE — 2007

Latest M-Pesa: how Kenya's mobile phones became its bank

08

Writing Systems

Every way humans have figured out how to freeze speech onto a surface — cuneiform to Unicode.

24 posts · 3500 BCE — 2017

Latest Nüshu: the script women kept

09

Video Games

Arcade, console, PC, handheld, mobile — all one medium, from OXO on the EDSAC to the handheld revival.

27 posts · 1952 — 2022

Latest The Steam Deck, or how Valve put thirty years of PC gaming in a jacket pocket

10

Computing

From pebbles in sand trays to the machines that now hold the world together — told one milestone at a time.

32 posts · 2300 BCE — 1998

Latest Google, 1998: the search engine that counted trust

11

AI

The long road to machines that reason — from Aristotle's syllogisms to today's frontier models.

28 posts · 350 BCE — 2014

Latest Generative adversarial networks: invented overnight in a Montreal brasserie

12

Cryptography

The long argument between hiding things and finding things — Caesar cipher to post-quantum standards.

26 posts · 404 BCE — 2026

Latest RFC 10024: the TLS handshake that runs two hard problems at once

13

Code Editors

Every program that other programs are written in — TECO to Cursor.

25 posts · 1962 — 2026

Latest JetBrains Air: the IDE bets it still matters

14

Software Architecture

The evolving answer to 'how do we organize code at scale?' — structured programming to LLM orchestration.

26 posts · 1967 — 2026

Latest The ground beneath the agent

15

Programming Languages

How humans learned to talk to machines — starting with Ada Lovelace writing instructions for a machine that didn't exist yet.

23 posts · 1843 — 2014

Latest Swift: Apple's secret language, four years in the making

16

Cars

From Cugnot's steam fardier to self-driving electric vehicles — two and a half centuries of the machine that reshaped how humans live, work, and move.

21 posts · 1769 — 1972

Latest The Beetle beats the Model T, by one

17

Coffee

From wild Ethiopian berries to Yemeni qahveh khanehs to the espresso machine — six centuries of the drink that wired the modern world.

14 posts · 1454 — 1947

Latest Achille Gaggia and the cream nobody ordered

18

Sports

From Neolithic wrestling pits to the modern Olympic stadium — how humans turned play into organised competition, and competition into civilisation.

11 posts · 7000 BCE — 1580

Latest Calcio storico: the first printed rulebook for a team ball game

19

Motorcycles

From Roper's steam velocipede to the Honda CB750 superbike — the machine that stayed upright through physics and rewired the freedom of the open road.

8 posts · 1867 — 1907

Latest Isle of Man TT 1907: the race that Britain couldn't hold