Things Have History

An unfinished chronicle of the history of things.

Short essays on single milestones across nineteen categories — one new post per category per week. Written, researched, and illustrated end to end, then read aloud.

01

Shoes

Ten thousand years of footwear, from Fort Rock sagebrush sandals to carbon-plate supershoes.

14 posts · 8500 BCE — 1869

Latest The welt that made shoes worth keeping

02

Timepieces

From shadow on sand to atomic clocks — humanity's chase of ever-more-precise time.

12 posts · 3500 BCE — 1810

Latest Breguet's wristwatch, or the timepiece that arrived fifty years too soon

03

Bridges

Civil engineering's most dramatic form — log across a stream to mile-long cable-stayed mega-structures, with a spectacular collapse or two along the way.

10 posts · 2900 BCE — 1779

Latest The Iron Bridge, or how a Shropshire gorge became the template for everything that followed

04

Locks & Keys

Six thousand years of mechanisms for excluding people, with one of history's best rivalries at its centre.

11 posts · 4000 BCE — 1921

Latest Soref's laminated padlock, or how a Milwaukee workshop closed the security gap

05

Maps

Ten thousand years of humans drawing the world — from Babylonian clay tablets to satellite imagery.

11 posts · 11660 BCE — 1747

Latest The Cassini survey: four generations to map a kingdom

06

Phones

A 150-year story: from Bell shouting at Watson to foldable AI-powered supercomputers in a pocket.

11 posts · 1876 — 1999

Latest BlackBerry 850: the device that made email check you

07

Money

From cowrie shells to Bitcoin — every century has a moment it redefined what money is.

11 posts · 3000 BCE — 1397

Latest The Medici Bank and the invention of modern finance

08

Writing Systems

Every way humans have figured out how to freeze speech onto a surface — cuneiform to Unicode.

10 posts · 3500 BCE — 221 BCE

Latest One script for all China: the Qin standardization, 221 BCE

09

Video Games

Arcade, console, PC, handheld, mobile — all one medium, from OXO on the EDSAC to the handheld revival.

12 posts · 1952 — 1988

Latest Sega Genesis and the console wars: how a hedgehog took half the market from Nintendo

10

Computing

From pebbles in sand trays to the machines that now hold the world together — told one milestone at a time.

17 posts · 2300 BCE — 1944

Latest Harvard Mark I: the machine that took up a wall

11

AI

The long road to machines that reason — from Aristotle's syllogisms to today's frontier models.

13 posts · 350 BCE — 1956

Latest Samuel's checkers player: the program that coined machine learning

12

Cryptography

The long argument between hiding things and finding things — Caesar cipher to post-quantum standards.

11 posts · 404 BCE — 1917

Latest The Zimmermann Telegram, or how a decoded cable brought America into the war

13

Code Editors

Every program that other programs are written in — TECO to Cursor.

10 posts · 1962 — 1992

Latest Vim: from Vi IMitation to Vi IMproved

14

Software Architecture

The evolving answer to 'how do we organize code at scale?' — structured programming to LLM orchestration.

11 posts · 1967 — 2000

Latest The dissertation that named the web

15

Programming Languages

How humans learned to talk to machines — starting with Ada Lovelace writing instructions for a machine that didn't exist yet.

10 posts · 1843 — 1972

Latest Smalltalk and the machine it was built for

16

Cars

From Cugnot's steam fardier to self-driving electric vehicles — two and a half centuries of the machine that reshaped how humans live, work, and move.

6 posts · 1769 — 1885

Latest Benz Patent-Motorwagen: a wall in Mannheim and the birth certificate of the automobile

17

Coffee

From wild Ethiopian berries to Yemeni qahveh khanehs to the espresso machine — six centuries of the drink that wired the modern world.

6 posts · 1454 — 1720

Latest Gabriel de Clieu's water ration

18

Sports

From Neolithic wrestling pits to the modern Olympic stadium — how humans turned play into organised competition, and competition into civilisation.

2 posts · 7000 BCE — 2000 BCE

Latest Beni Hasan's wall of wrestlers: Egypt's oldest sports record

19

Motorcycles

From Roper's steam velocipede to the Honda CB750 superbike — the machine that stayed upright through physics and rewired the freedom of the open road.

2 posts · 1867 — 1869

Latest Perreaux's steam velocipede